In the perspective of a porn star doing it with a plumber. It’s important to be completely comfortable when you’re making porn, because you need to be in the mood for it. If you’re only doing it for the money, it’s unlikely you will get very far.
What is the basic plot in plumber porn?
A mechanic of the plumbing arts shows up to fix a housewife’s plumbing problem… and ends up fixing something else entirely. (Meaning: They bone.)
What is hot with having sex with a plumber or just any worker?
No disrespect to the hardworking plumbers who literally keep your shit flowing, but we can all agree that plumbing isn’t exactly the sexiest job on earth. Pornography is known for glorifying certain jobs and sexualizing others. Teachers, construction workers, taxi drivers, pizza dudes. Of all of the them, those who unclog the pipes always end up on top at the sexiest. Maybe it’s because of the seemingly endless number of sexual innuendos that can be squeezed out of a person whose work vocabulary includes “wet,” “screwing,” “taps,” and “laying pipe.”
Can I find naughty words related to plumbing that I can use in role-play sex?
Yes, of course! There’s a lot, actually:
- Angular Discharge Tube
- Back Flow Preventer
- Back Siphonage
- Ball Check Valve
- Cleanout Plug
- Closet Bend
- Dip Tube
- Direct Tap
- Discharge Tube
- Female Fitting
- Finish Plumbing
- Float Ball
- French Drain
- Gas Cock
- Horizontal Run
- Knockout Plug
- Lock Nut
- Male Threads
- Malleable Fittings
- Multi-Stage Pump
- Packing Nut
- Pipe Dope
- Plumber’s Putty
- Rigid Pipe
- Rim Holes
- Self-Rimming Sink
- Service Entrance
- Stand Pipe
What is the most cliché statement in plumbing porn?
Oh, look, the Plumber’s here, I hope he’ll fix the sink….Oh no! The Plumber’s penis slipped into me!
Is there anything you do in films but never with your husband?
No, not really. There are some positions that might look good on film but are too straining to do at home, or you’d do them differently. When you’re doing doggy style on camera, for example, you need to hold in your stomach so your tummy doesn’t just hang there. When my husband takes me from behind at home, I just relax my stomach. He knows my body and, honestly, he can’t even see my belly from behind.
How do you make sure anal doesn’t hurt?
You have to just let yourself go and trust your partner. And use loads of lube. But if something hurts, you should stop or not even attempt it in the first place. When I started, I didn’t shoot any anal scenes because I wasn’t doing it at home and lacked the experience. But now I love it.
Do you do vaginal or anal bleaching?
Absolutely not. I think it’s a stupid thing to do and it’s bad for your body. Your pussy and anus are just darker naturally, you shouldn’t have to bother with bleaching cream. If I didn’t like how I looked, I wouldn’t put my body on camera.
What’s your opinion on the rosebud – which is when the walls of your rectum collapse and come out of your anus, but instead of it just being a medical condition, it’s also a fetish in extreme anal porn?
Some women in the scene do it, but I don’t like it. I think it’s really risky, and also I don’t find it attractive at all – it turns me off.
How do you feel about people watching your work?
This is how I earn a living, so obviously I want people to watch my videos. On top of that, it is helping the industry.
Do you ever worry about being infected with HIV in your work?
The risk partly depends on what kind of production company you’re with. In the professional German shoots I do, condoms are optional – but all actors get tested every four weeks. That’s not the case with more amateur companies, where stars rarely get tested, if at all.
Would you star in what’s being labeled as female-friendly or feminist porn?
No, because I don’t think mainstream porn is sexist. Personally, I love being submissive during sex and like living that out on camera. I wouldn’t want to suppress my own desires because some feminists think it’s bad.
Can you teach me how to squirt?
I can lend you my husband if you like. I didn’t even know squirting existed until 11 years ago. During our first time together, Patrick fingered me and suddenly it just started shooting out of me. I was really embarrassed about the whole thing because my bed was soaking wet. When I asked him about it, he explained that I had squirted. But I can’t just make myself do it, or teach you.
Do you think God approves of your job?
God says that we should love each other and multiply. In that respect, I think there’s nothing wrong with my work because sex and nudity are completely normal – it’s not something we should cover up. My parents used to take me to nudist beaches when I was a child and they know about my job, but, obviously, they don’t watch my films.
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